21 Signs You Have A Toddler
Sometimes I ask myself how it's possible for so many things to happen in one day. Then I remember I have three kids 5 years old and younger. Today, I found my son pouring rice crisps all over the floor, peeing in the bathtub, making syrup and ketchup toast, and using all my clean clothes to build a tower.My kids are always up to something. If they're quiet, I know it's bad and I run!The best part about being a mom to a toddler is finding another toddler mom! They understand exactly how you feel. They know why you go to a park with the kids at 8am, they know how it feels to have your kid throw a huge tantrum in the middle of Target, and they just get it.If you have a toddler, you'll be able to relate to a few of these too!
21 Signs You Have A Toddler
Waking up at 8 feels like you slept in all morning.Your purse has turned into a Marry Poppins bag that carries more than you ever thought possible.A grocery trip without the kids feels as good as a day at the spa.You avoid having your kids pray in public because it turns into an expose of your family's secrets.The bottom half of your walls are covered in grimy fingerprints.You haven't seen the floor of your car in months because it's covered in goldfish and Cheerios.You have no shame in bribing your kids to listen in public.You've found yourself sitting on a pee covered toilet in the middle of the night because your kids failed to pee inside.You constantly find foreign substances on your clothes.You realize you have no cute family pictures because someone always have their finger up their nose or refuses to look at the camera.You lick your child's pacifier after it falls on the ground.Somedays, merely giving your child a bath feels like the biggest accomplishment!You'd rather eat cereal for dinner than to put your kids in the car and get groceries.You have to mediate fights over the empty cereal box which is now apparently the best thing in the house.You're constantly taking remotes out of the toilet.You find yourself yelling, "Why are you always naked," multiple times a day.You realize all of the nice things in your house has been broken once.Then you realize you no longer have nice things.You find your keys in a shoe after hours of looking.You willingly let your child rip something up just so you can get a few seconds of piece and quiet.You realize you haven't slept in months.